If one more person asks me "So are you ready for Christmas?" they may just find themselves on the receiving end of a well placed piece of tissue paper.
Is there a more annoying question? Are we ever really ready for the carnage on Christmas day? Tis truly the season of annoying questions...like these classics:
Will Santa be good to you this year?
(Which is swiftly followed up on the 26th of December by "Was Santa good to you this year?)
Mom did you mail my list to Santa yet? I want to change it.
So, visiting the out-laws this year?
Honey where's the scotch tape?
Weren't you going to get the teacher gifts?
Yes, the only thing more frustrating than the folks who waste their breath on these remarks are the ones who also say:
"New Year's just not a big deal to me."
Umm have you EVER met anyone over the age of 21 to whom it is?
Now excuse me while I go exchange the kitty Webkinz for the alligator one...
And pass the egg nog while you're at it. That'll get me in the mood.