When I'm writing a book, I often like to search for quotes to include in the foreword and sometimes between chapter breaks. I inevitably come across some that I just love, but could never quite work into a humour book about parenting. So I'll just share them here:
"I've never been a millionaire, but I know I'd just be darling at it."
"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."
"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow."
"I can win an argument, on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of respect, they don't even invite me."
Without exception, I wish ALL of these had come out of my mouth. Damn. Here's one of my own that I have been using lately however...
"I'd rather have wine in a box than whine about Botox."
Yeah...I'm working on it, okay?